A farmer drove to a neighbor’s

A farmer drove to a neighbor’s & knocked at the door.

A boy, about 9, opened the door.

The farmer asked, “Is your Dad home?”

The boy replied, “No sir, he went to town.”

The farmer said, “Well, is your Mother here?”

The boy said, “No sir, she went with Dad.”

The farmer said, “How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?”

The boy said, “No sir, He went with Mum & Dad.”

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other mumbling to himself.

The boy said, “Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message.”

“Well,” said the rancher uncomfortably, I really wanted to talk to your Dad.

It’s about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Susie, pregnant.

The boy thought for a moment, you would have to talk to Dad about that.

I know he charges £500 for the bull & £50 for the dog, but I don’t know how much he charges for Howard.