Clean Jokes
Paddy got stung by a bee
Paddy got stung by a bee.
“Please, doctor, you’ve got to help me! I’ve been stung by a bee.”
Doctor: “Don’t worry, I’ll put some cream on it.”
Paddy: “You’ll never find that bee. It must be miles away by now.”
Doctor: “You don’t understand. I’ll put some cream on the place where you were stung.”
Paddy. “Under a tree in my garden.”
Doctor: “I mean on the part of your body where you were stung.”
Paddy: “It was my finger. The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts.”
Doctor: “Which one?”
Paddy: “How should I know? All bees look the same to me”!