Clean Jokes
A old Cowboy Bob walks into a bar
An old Cowboy Bob walks into a bar and after two steps in, he realizes it’s a Gay Bar.
What the heck,’ he says to himself, ‘I really want a drink.’
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy,
‘What’s the name of your manhood?’
Old man Bob says, ‘Look, I’m not into any of that. All I want is a Drink.’
The gay waiter says, ‘I’m sorry but I can’t serve you until you Tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the Slogan ‘Just Do It.’
That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because ‘It Really Satisfies.’
Old man looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over.
So the old man asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, ‘Hey bud, what’s the name of yours?’
The man looks back and says with a smile, ‘TIMEX.’
The thirsty cowboy asks, ‘Why Timex?’
The fella proudly replies, ‘Cause it takes a licking and keeps on Ticking!’
A little shaken, Old man turns to two fella’s on his right, who Happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says,
‘So, what do you guys call yours?’
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims,
‘FORD, because ‘Quality is Job One’.’
Then he adds, ‘Have you driven a Ford lately?’
The guy next to him then says, ‘I call mine CHEVY…..’
Like a Rock!’… And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, old man has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood.