A little girl is walking her dog

A little girl is walking her dog when a priest comes along and says,

“Hello, little girl. What’s your name?”

She says, “Rose-petal.”

He says, “That’s a nice name.”

She says, “Yeah. When I was a little baby a rose petal fell on my head and my dad called me Rose-petal ever since.”

The priest says, “That’s so nice. Is this your doggy?”

She says, “Yeah.”

The priest says, “What’s his name?”

She says, “Porky.”

He says, “Oh, I guess he likes to eat pork.”