A businessman stops at a farm

A businessman stops at a farm for the night during a long road trip, a businessman spots a farm with a sign out front advertising rooms to rent for the night.

The businessman decides to stop for the night.

The farmer shows the man to his room and says

“I hope you don’t mind getting up early, as I have three roosters who all crow about the same time.”

The businessman replies “that’s fine” but also inquires.

“why do you have three roosters?”

The farmer says, “oh, I had these three friends who recently died in a car crash, and each one of them left me a rooster they claimed reminded them of themselves.

My one friend John, was just your run of the mill average guy.

Then there was Peter who had severe dyslexia. Finally, there was Sebastian who was on the trip to get over a recent breakup with his boyfriend”

The man looks perplexed, but thanks the farmer for the hospitality and goes to bed.

The next morning, just as the sun was rising, the businessman heard the roosters beginning to crow.

First, John’s rooster crows out “tool-a-doodle-doo!”

Next, Peter’s crowed “Doodle-doodle-tool!”

Finally, Sebastian’s crows “Any-tool’ll-Do!”