A old Cowboy Walks Into a Saloon

An old Cowboy Walks Into a Saloon, undressed….except for his boots.

“Where your clothes at, Slim?”, ask the one man back at the barn.

I was feeding the horses when a beautiful blonde drove up.

She says, ‘I wanna show you something in the barn. Follow me.’

So I followed her.

She says, ‘Take off all your clothes.’

So I do.

Then she takes off her clothes, and says,

‘You like what you see?’

Fellers, she had the most bodacious body I ever did see! I said,

‘Yes, ma’am, I do!’”

Then she lays down on a blanket, all friendly-like, and says,

‘Well, then, go to town, Cowboy!’

So I pulled on my boots and here I am.