TWO ITALIANS ON A BUS

Two Italians on a bus ! no speak-ah DE English!

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.

They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

An old lady sitting next to them ignores them at first,

But her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma comes first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.

I come once-a-more! … Two asses, they come together again.

I come again and pee twice. Then I come one last a time.’

The old lady can’t take this anymore,

“You foul-mouthed make love obsessed pig!”

She retorted indignantly.

‘In this country, we don’t speak aloud in public places about our make love lives!”

‘Hey, cool a down lady,’ said the man,

‘Whooza talking’ about lovemaking? I’m a just a telling’ my friend a how to spell ” Mississippi”