Paddy got on a bus

Paddy got on a bus one day and sat in the aisle seat beside an elderly lady.

A few minutes later,

He couldn’t control himself and let lose a huge fart.

Embarrassed, he tried to make conversation with the lady and asked her

“Do you by any chance have today’s paper”?

The old lady said, “No, but the next time we pass a tree I’ll grab you a handful of leaves.”