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A old man goes into a restaurant


An old man goes into a restaurant and is seated.

All the waitresses are gorgeous.

A particularly voluptuous waitress, wearing a very short skirt with legs that won’t quit, came to his table and asked if he was ready to order.

“What would you like, sir?”

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He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers,

“A quickie.”

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.

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After she regains her composure she returns and asks again.

“What would you like, sir?”

Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers,

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“A quickie, please.”

This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding “SMACK!” and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers,

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“Um, I think it’s pronounced ‘quiche’.”

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