Two guys driving through Texas

Two guys driving through Texas get pulled over by a state trooper.

An elderly cop walks up and taps on the driver’s window,

The driver rolls it down, and the trooper smacks the driver in the head with his nightstick.

“Ow!” says the driver. “Why’d you do that?”

The old trooper says,

“You’re in Texas, son. When I pull you over, you’ll have your license ready.”

The driver says, “I’m sorry, officer; I’m not from around here.”

The old trooper writes the guy a ticket and gives his license back, then walks around to the car’s passenger side and taps on the window.

The passenger rolls the window down, and the trooper smacks him with his nightstick.

“Ow!” says the passenger. “What’d you do that for?”

The old trooper says,

“Just making your wish come true.”

“What the hell does that mean?” asks the guy.

“Two miles down the road, you were gonna say,

“I wish that lousy bastard would’ve tried that sh!t with me!”