A old man lose his driving license

An old man thinks he is going to lose his driving license and all just because of a stupid police officer.

The conversation went like this when the old man got pulled over in his car:

Officer: “Can I see your driving license please, I think you are drunk!”

Old man: “I assure you, I do not drink alcohol.”

Officer: “OK, let’s do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a motorway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?”

Old Man: “A car.”

Officer: “Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?”

Old Man: “I have no idea!”

Officer: “So, you’re drunk.”

Old Man: “But I don’t drink alcohol.”

Officer: “Okay, one more test — Imagine, you drive in the dark on a motorway at night, and there is one light coming at you. What is it?

Old Man: “A motorcycle.”

Officer: “Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Yamaha?”

Old man: “I have no idea!”

Officer: “As I suspected, you’re drunk!”

Then the old man started to get annoyed and asked him a counter-question;

Old Man: “So…, counter-question. You’re driving in the dark on a motorway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a corset as a top. What is this?”

Officer: “A call girl of course.”

Old man: “Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?”

Things went downhill from there and now the old man have a court date to attend.