A man checks into a hotel

A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely.

He thought, “I’ll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you’re calling for a cab.”

He popped into a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.

He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel.

When back in the room he figures, “What the heck, I’ll give her a call.”

“Hello,” the woman says.

She sounded nice.

“Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I’d like you to come to my room and give me one.

No, wait, I should be straight with you.

I’m in town all alone and what I really want is lovemaking.

I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now.

Bring implements, toys, leather, whips, everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks.

We’ll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?”

She says, “That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.”