Two parents take their son

Two parents take their son on a vacation to a undressed beach.

The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.

The son comes running up to his mom and says: “Mommy, I saw ladies with melons a lot bigger than yours!”

The mom says: “The bigger they are, the dumber they are.”

So he goes back to play.

Several minutes later he comes running back and says: “Mommy, I saw men with weapon a lot bigger than Daddy’s!”

The mom says: “The bigger they are, the dumber they are.”

So he goes back to play.

Several minutes later he comes running back and says: “Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!”