A father notices his young son

A father notices his young son staring at something on the ground.

The father approaches his son and asks what he’s looking at.

The boy says that he sees two daddy long legs on top of each other, and asks what they’re doing.

They father replies that the two spiders are having make love.

It’s a completely natural thing that a mommy and daddy do when they love each other.

The son then asks if one is a daddy long leg and the other is a mommy long leg.

The father says that they’re both daddy long legs.

The son stomps on them, killing them.

The father asks why he did that.

The boy replies “I don’t want any of that faggot-bum shit in my yard.”