A old Jewish man walks into a church

An old Jewish man walks into a church.

He goes in the confession booth, he says, Forgive me father, I have sinned.

I was working in my tailor shop, a girl came in couldn’t have been more than 19 years old, blonde hair, great body.

All of a sudden I started bang her and there’s bang and taste it and fooling around for three hours.

And the priest goes, You’re Jewish, why are you telling me this? And he goes, Telling you? I’m telling everybody.