A blonde lady was driving down

A blonde lady was driving down the road enjoying the scenery and the breeze in her hair when she saw another blonde woman sitting in a row boat in the middle of a field of wheat, rowing.

Hitting hard on the brakes, she spun the car around and drove back to the woman in the boat.

Slamming her car door she stomps over to the edge of the wheat field and yelled “It is stupid people like you that give blondes a bad name! And if I could swim, I would come out there and give you what for!”