A blonde dies and arrives at Pearly Gates

A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St.Peter.

“Welcome!” he says.

“Because we are currently operating at 99%capacity, we can only let a limited number of souls into heaven.

Therefore, you must answer my questions correctly to gain entrance.”

“Okay,” says the blonde.

“Here’s your question: name two days of the week that begin with the letter T.”

“That’s easy. Today and tomorrow!”

“Well, that’s not the answer I was thinking of, but I’ll give you another question. How many seconds are there in a year?”

“That’s easy. Twelve!”

“Twelve?”

“January second, February second, March second–”

“Okay, okay. I can see you misunderstood this question as well. Okay, one more chance.What’s God’s name?”

“That’s easy. Howard!”

“Howard?”

“You know ‘Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name…”