A man says to his wife

A man says to his wife, “Get ready you, me & the dog are going fishing.”

Wife says, “I don’t want to go.”

Man gives her 3 choices, fishing, bl*w j*b or take it up the bums.

Wife pick bl*w j*b.

After she taste it for a while she says, “It tastes like sh*t.

Man says, “I know, dog didn’t want to go fishing either.”