A man and his ever-nagging wife

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem.

The woman kept complaining about every little detail and making the trip unbearable.

But a few days before their vacation ended, a tragic accident ended the woman’s life.

The undertaker told the husband,

“You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000.”

The husband thought about it for a few seconds, then told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home.

“Why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here in Jerusalem, and it would only cost $150?!” the undertaker asked, taken aback.

The husband replied,

“Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance!”