The bride calls her mother

On the night of their honeymoon, a newlywed couple has an unfortunate accident, resulting in the amputation of the groom’s left foot.

Unable to control her grief, the bride calls her mother from the hospital.

“Mother,” she sobs, “my husband has only one foot.”

The mother, trying to console her daughter, says,

“That’s alright dear, your father has only six inches.”