John finally found the nerve

John finally found the nerve to tell his fiance that he had to break off their engagement so he could marry another woman.

“Can she cook like I can?” the distraught woman asked between sobs.

“Not on her best day,” he replied.

“Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?” she asked.

“No, she’s broke,” he said.

“Well, then, is it love?” she inquired.

“Nobody does it like you, babe!” he replied.

“Then what can she do that I can’t?” the woman tearfully asked.

“Sue me for child support!!”