Relationship Jokes
A husband and wife were asleep
It was two o’clock in the morning and a husband and wife were asleep, when suddenly the phone rang.
The husband picked up the phone and said, “Hello? … How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?” and promptly slammed the phone down.
His wife rolls over and asks, “Who was that?”
The husband replies, I don’t know.
Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear.
