Two ladies came before King Solomon

Once two ladies came before King Solomon, fighting over a boy.

“He’s my son-in law” one said “No he’s mine” countered the other.

After thinking for a few minutes the King finally decided on a ruling.

“Bring me my sword and we will cut the boy in half, they will each get half.”

“No” the first lady screamed “don’t cut him in half I would rather the second lady get the whole son-in-law.”

Ah Hah said King Solomon with a big smile I now know who is the real mother-in-law.

For a only the real mother-in-law would stand quietly while her son-in-law gets cut in half.”