Naughty Jokes Judge Interviews Woman Regarding Her Pending Divorce share it share it pin itA judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?” “It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,” she responded. “I mean,” he continued, “What are your relations like?” “I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband’s parents.” He said, “Do you have a real grudge?” “No,” she replied, “We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.” “Please,” he tried again, “is there any infidelity in your marriage?” “Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don’t necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is ‘yes’.” “Ma’am, does your husband ever beat you up?” “Yes,” she responded, “about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.” Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, “Lady, why do you want a divorce?” “Oh, I don’t want a divorce,” she replied. “I’ve never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can’t communicate with me.” Related Topics: Up Next A Man And A Woman Were Having Drinks Don't Miss Complete Check Up Advertisement You may like Advertisement Latest Trending Funny Jokes11 months ago A hillbilly father is sitting on his porch Naughty Jokes11 months ago Brian proposed to Jill Relationship Jokes11 months ago A old man and his wife went to doctor Naughty Jokes11 months ago Joe grew up in a small town Funny Jokes11 months ago A patient was waiting nervously Relationship Jokes2 years ago He Asks His Father Relationship Jokes3 years ago A elderly husband and wife noticed Naughty Jokes2 years ago A old couple died Funny Jokes2 years ago A elderly woman had just returned Clean Jokes3 years ago A donkey was tied to a tree