Naughty Jokes Vasectomy Procedure share it share it pin itWhile doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decided to replace the ball with on onion. Several weeks later the patient returned for a checkup. “How’s your s*x life?” the doctor asked. “Pretty good,” the man said, to the doctor’s relief. But then he added, “I’ve had some strange side effects though.” “What’s that?” the doctor asks anxiously “Well, every time I piss, my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job, she gets heartburn, and every time I pass a hamburger stand I get a hard-on!” Related Topics: Up Next A Salesman Was Passing Through The Countryside Don't Miss Johnny Hears The Word call house Advertisement You may like Advertisement Latest Trending Funny Jokes11 months ago A hillbilly father is sitting on his porch Naughty Jokes11 months ago Brian proposed to Jill Relationship Jokes11 months ago A old man and his wife went to doctor Naughty Jokes11 months ago Joe grew up in a small town Funny Jokes11 months ago A patient was waiting nervously Relationship Jokes2 years ago He Asks His Father Relationship Jokes3 years ago A elderly husband and wife noticed Naughty Jokes2 years ago A old couple died Funny Jokes2 years ago A elderly woman had just returned Clean Jokes3 years ago A donkey was tied to a tree