A Lady Walked Into A Pet Shop

A lady walked into a pet shop demanding a parrot.

The owner of the shop says

“We have 2 kinds of parrots, one repeats everything you say & the other thinks for itself”

LADY: I think I’ll like the one that thinks for itself”

The owner brought out her choice & told her to ask the parrot some questions

LADY: how do I look?

PARROT: You look like a prost!tute

LADY: I won’t buy it, this parrot is rude!

OWNER: please madam just give me a moment…..(walked towards the backyard with the parrot. He dipped the parrot into a bucket full of water & warned the parrot, “if you’re rude to that lady one more time I will drown you in this bucket”.

When the man came back to the counter he told the lady now ask the parrot anything you wish and I assure u that he will be polite.

CONVERSATION:

LADY: if I come home at night with a man, what will u call this man?

PARROT: Your husband!

LADY: Good, what if I come home with two men?

PARROT: Your husband & your in-law.

LADY: Good! Good!, what if I come home with 3 men?

PARROT: Your husband, your inlaw & your brother!

LADY: Goooooood!!! What if I come home with 4 men?

PARROT: (looked back at the owner)….and said “please just go and drown me again, I said earlier that this woman is a prost!tute!!!