Little Bob Went To Church With His Mom

At some point, he started feeling dizzy and unwell.

He turns to his mom and asks: “Mom, can we leave now?”

“No Bob”, his mom replied curtly.

“I feel very bad, I think I’m going to throw up”.

“Then get out, find a bush to vomit in and come back”.

Bob gets up and leaves, then returns after a minute.

“Are you better?”, his mom asks. “Yes”, goes Bob.

“But how did you manage to go out, find a bush and come back so fast?”

“I didn’t go out, I used a wooden box at the entrance with a sign “for the sick among our midst”.