Naughty Jokes
First Landing
As the commuter flight prepared to land, the flight attendant announced, “Please help us welcome our new co-pilot who is performing his first commercial landing today.
Be sure to give him a big round of applause after we land.”
The plane made an extremely bumpy landing, bouncing hard two or three times before finally rolling to a stop, yet the passengers still applauded.
Then the flight attendant’s voice came back over the intercom, “Thanks for flying with us today, and don’t forget to let our co-pilot know which landing you liked best!”