Clean Jokes
A dinner party several of the guests were arguing
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.
“No woman,” said one man, scornfully, “can keep a secret.”
“I don’t know about that,” answered a woman guest.
“I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.”
“You’ll let it out some day,” the man insisted.
“I hardly think so!” responded the lady.
“When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever.”