Clean Jokes
A man walked into a bar and said to the bartender
A man walked into a bar and said to the bartender: “Give me a beer before the arguments start.”
The bartender poured him a beer.
A couple of minutes later, the man said again: “Give me a beer before the arguments start.”
The bartender poured him another beer.
A few minutes later, the man said for a third time: “Give me a beer before the arguments start.”
Thoroughly confused, the bartender said: “Excuse me, when are you going to pay for all these beers?”
The man said: “Now the arguments start.”