Clean Jokes
My friend is missing can you help me
There are three friends, Shut the hell up, Your manners, and Bear Shit.
One day they’re in the woods and bear shit gets lost and your manners looks for him.
Shut the hell up goes to the police station “my friend is missing can you help me?”
The officer says “what’s your name?”
“Shut the hell up”
“What?”
“Shut the hell up”
“Say that again?”
“Shut the hell up!”
“Son where’s your manners?”
“That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you!
He’s out in the woods looking for bear sh.t”.