“Mr. Clark, I’m afraid I have bad news,” the doctor told his anxious patient. “You only have six months to live.” The man sat in stunned...
A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He’s slamming tequila left and right. He grabs one, drinks it,...
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If...
An elderly Pope goes to New York and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine. When he sees the car, he motions to the...
A man was sick and tired of going to work everyday while his wife stayed at home; he wanted his wife to see what he goes...
Little Johnny was having problems in English class, so his teacher decided to stop by Little Johnny’s house on her way home. She wanted to discuss...
A bunch of boys decide to go cow tipping… They go up to the fence and they are all standing there. They all point out the...