A man answers the telephone to find a doctor from the hospital’s emergency room on the other end. “Sir,” explains the doctor, “Your wife was in...
A man goes into a library and asks where he can find books on suicide. ‘First row on the left,’ replied the librarian. The man replies,...
A guy walks in the local brothel, says, “I want the cheapest one you got, I don’t have much money.” The guy behind the counter says...
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green...
Johnny went to the butchery, because he wanted to buy a little brain, so he has asked the saleswoman: “Have you got a little brain?” The...
A blonde finds a lamp with a genie inside. He says, “I will grant you three wishes.” The blonde says, “For my first wish, I want...
A blonde goes to the library to get a book. A few days later, she comes back and says to librarian at the counter, “This book...
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead...
A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she...
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee’s well being, asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?” The blonde...