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The nurse told the parents of a newly born child, “You have a cute baby.” The smiling husband said, “I bet you say that to all...
A guy is walking along the shoreline at the beach wearing just a pair of cutoff jeans. Sure enough, he kicks up a bottle, pulls the...
A man is in a bar talking to his friend. ‘Last night, while I was out drinking, a burglar broke into my house.’ ‘Did he get...
A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops especially cops with their lights on. After...
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s car is a total-loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks...
A man was in a terrible accident, and his ‘manhood’ was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give...
Little Mary talking to Little Johnny: I found twenty cents on the sidewalk. Little Johnny: That’s mine. I dropped a twenty-cent coin there this morning. Little...
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two...
A nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down, waiting for her flight. She looked over in the corner and saw...
During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. He described a typical day this way: ‘Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along...