A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem I have two female parrots but they only know...
Harry was sick and tired of being constantly badgered by his wife Barbara for spending so much time at the bar. Hoping it would help matters,...
A blonde and brunette are sitting next to each other on a plane. After a few minutes the blonde looks up from the book she reading...
After recess the first grade teacher announced “I am going to go around the room and ask you what you did during recess, if you can...
So this old man goes to the doctor and the doctor says, “You’re test results came back and I’m afraid I have some bad news. You...
“Hi! My name is Gertrude,” said the lady next to him on the plane. “It’s so nice to meet you! I’m flying to New York for...
Two men, Jim and John, were walking their dogs when they passed by a restaurant. “Let’s go in and get something to eat,” Jim suggested. “We...
An employee approached his boss regarding a dispute on his pay-check. Employee: Sir, this is $100 less than my salary. Boss: I know. But last month,...
As a professional photographer, Judy takes a lot of pride in her pictures. Wherever she goes, she brings her pictures with her, to show off her...
Harry was working at a construction site when he came across a bottle. He popped it open and out came a Genie. “I gotta warn you,”...