A man in the dress business called a friend, also in the dress business, and asked how things were going. “Couldn’t be better,” answered the friend....
A man had been crossing a street when a car slammed into him. The pedestrian sued the motorist, whose lawyer made the following statement at the...
One day John looks over the fence and spies Sam’s wife, undressed, watering the garden. When Sam gets home from work, John brags to him that...
An old man thinks he is going to lose his driving license and all just because of a stupid police officer. The conversation went like this...
A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the loss of both ears, which made him...
A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Tony home?” “No, he went to the store.” “Well,...
An old man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane....
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”...
A thief burst into a Florida bank one day wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun. Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled,...
Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class: “Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size...