An old man went to the Doctor complaining that his wife could barely hear. The Doctor suggested a test to find out the extent of the...
Mrs. Green lived in two story house together with an elderly widow. After not hearing from her for a few days, she got a bit nervous....
Sister Marry was truly a religious woman. Besides for her duties as a nun, she was also very active in various hospitals visiting sick patients and...
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, ”Why did you have to bring the pig...
A little girl was sitting on her grandfather’s lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several...
A cop pulls over a car load of nuns. Cop: “Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway why are you going so slow?” Sister: “Sir, I...
A man walks into a police station and asks to speak to the burglar who broke into his house the night before. “I’m sorry sir, but...
A drunk walks up to a barkeeper one day and says, “If I show you a trick will you give me a free drink?” The barkeeper...
A Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman’s Chest as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says, “if your heart...