The little Johnny was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store: As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked....
A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out...
Mr Johnson had been retired for a year when his wife of 50 years suggested they take a cruise: “We could go somewhere for a week,...
A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having lovemaking...
A little old lady gets pulled over for speeding. The officer walks up to the car and after a quick greeting takes the documentation she has...
Paddy was walking through a town one day when he passes a shop with a notice in the window. The notice said, “We sell everything”. Paddy...
A lady put an ad in the paper: Mercedes for Sale – $1. No one believed it could be true so only one old man responded...
An elderly Texas gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and...
Jane was a first-time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash prize: Lady luck had smiled in...
An elderly lady was somewhat lonely and decided that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to the pet shop, she went. She...