An elderly man in a bar had a couple of beers, and the bartender told him he owed 4 dollars. “But I paid, don’t you remember?”...
An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter astonishment, that his pecker was as hard as a rock...
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man...
An elderly lady was throwing a party for her granddaughter and had gone all out….. a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party...
After their barn burned down, Bob’s wife Sally called their insurance agent to file a claim and demand the amount the barn was insured for, $60,000....
A professional dietitian was lecturing in front of a group of people who wanted to lose weight. “The food we eat is so bad for us,...
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third...
An old, blue-blooded, millionaire decides that he wants to get married, but he wants to marry a pure. One is not so easy to find in...
Once upon a time, there was a hat seller. He traveled from village to village selling hats. One day, he was walking through the jungle and...
One day little Johnny’s teacher was teaching the class about agriculture. To help with this, she was shown pictures of farm equipment. She puts up the...