A lawyer went duck hunting for the first time in Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the...
A sweet grandmother telephoned the South Shore ‘s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient...
One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly, “When I die,...
A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day. She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His...
Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out! He goes and sits outside the class and can’t stop...
The old man goes to the doctor and says, “My wife can’t hear very well anymore and I am getting worried. What should I do to...
The preacher’s Sunday sermon was “Forgive Your Enemies.” He asked how many of the congregation have forgiven their enemies? About half held up their hands. He...
Three mice go to Heaven and meet St. Peter at the gate. St. Peter says, “Since you are God’s precious creatures, I am authorized to give...
A cowboy rides his horse into a small town. His throat is parched, so he ties his horse to a pole next to a bar and...
An Elderly Texan went to the city and thought he would buy a new “city” outfit. He went into a fancy department store and when asked...