A guy finds his dog with the neighbors pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed-up...
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink...
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, all...
Little Johnny was going to his father’s house one day and he was packing everything in his room and putting it in his little red wagon....
A man decided to take his wife deer hunting for the first time: After he explained the basics to his blonde wife, he told her the...
An elderly man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware...
There is a fellow who is talking to his buddy and says, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything,...
On a cold stormy day, A short little man came skipping into a neighborhood bar with a great big smile on his face, and with the...
A gorilla goes into a bar and orders a martini. This totally amazes the bartender, but he thinks, “What the heck, I guess I might as...
The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before...