A wise old farmer went to buy a pickup truck that he saw advertised for a certain price. After telling the salesman which truck he wanted,...
There was an old preacher who wanted to rent a house in the country. The only house available was rumored to be haunted. Since the preacher...
A horse farmer walks into a bar looking depressed. The bartender says hey what’s the matter? The horse farmer says, “I have these two horses and...
An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he...
Once in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who was travelling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately, the monkey was intelligent enough to understand...
Two guys are walking through the woods one day when they stumble across a big deep hole. The first guy peers into it and says, “Wow!...
A 70-year-old retired Military officer had one hobby – he loved to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a...
Eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook on the...
A monkey walks up to the lion and starts taunting him. “You stupid j*rk! You cannot do anything to me.” The lioness looks at the lion...
There was a group of elderly women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The old women were...