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Tim and Nancy, spent their wedding night at a hotel. The following morning, Nancy’s closest friend, Jennifer, came over and asked them how their wedding night...
A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband: Lady: I lost my Husband Inspector: What is his height Lady:...
An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She instructed the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, an emerald necklace, a ruby bracelet, and a...
Every Saturday morning the husband goes fishing. He gets up early, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes, all day long. So,...
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,”Seven Points.” His wife rolls...
A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: “So I hear you are getting married?” “Yep!” “Do I know her?” “Nope!” “This woman, is she...
The husband had just finished reading the book “Man of the House.” He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife, pointing a...
Three men were in heaven discussing how they died. The first man said, “I died in a car accident.” The second man said, “I died by...
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished, the woman heard her husband’s key in the lock. “Hurry,” she said...
A husband is late coming home from work and phones his wife. She says: “Where the hell are you?” Husband: “Darling, do you remember that jewelry...