Shamus and Murphy two elderly friends fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money between them; they could only raise the staggering...
A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks how much for a beer? The bartender replies “$1”. The...
A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in progress. A sign read: ‘Don’t Miss Bruce The Amazing Scotsman.’ The salesman bought a...
There was an young farmer who grew excellent quality corn. Every year he won the award for the best grown corn. One year a news reporter...
A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her Grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and...
Dave was feeling depressed and his best friend Keith decided to take Dave to the Pub, to try and cheer him up. He asked Dave what...
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt and uncle walked into the kitchen...
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Little Johnny down to the water h*le to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket...
A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he...
A guy was driving past a farm one day when he noticed a beautiful horse stood in one of the fields. Hoping to buy the horse,...