Police Officer O’Leary is cruising around in his patrol car one night. He is on the lookout for trouble. He sees two little old ladies in...
A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and the lake was still frozen. All of a sudden,...
A salesman was travelling through the countryside, flogging insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. “Sir, my bug spray...
There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and...
A donkey was tied to a tree. A demon came and released it. The donkey entered the field of a farmer and began to eat everything....
A cowboy rides his horse into a small town. His throat is parched, so he ties his horse to a pole next to a bar and...
A man walks past an elderly beggar every day and gives him $10 and that continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to...
Little Johnny was sitting on his backyard swing set with some of his sixth-grade schoolmates one Saturday when they started to tell some jokes to each...
A mouse was sitting in a bar having a drink when a beautiful giraffe came in and sat down at the end of the bar. The...
The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees. She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love,...