Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither one could hardly see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to...
An old French lady had a small shop in her village for years until one day a huge corporate supermarket set up across the road from...
A man dies and goes to heaven. Expecting a long line, he is surprised to see nobody there at all, except for an angel sitting in...
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even...
An explosion last week killed a wild-living navy boiler man and he found himself in hell. Being used to stoking fires and extremely hot temperatures, he...
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy...
A teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him. Little boy: “teacher are you sleeping in class?” Teacher: “No I...
A hippie walks on a bus and sees a nun. Being the straight forward kind of guy he is, he says :”Hey baby, want to have...
An elderly Italian man went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: “Father …...
A man in a hospital bed called for his doctor & asked, “Give it to me straight. How long have I got?” The physician replied that...