A man walks by the sea and suddenly hears someone yelling: – Help, help! I’m drowning, I don’t know how to swim! He turns around, notices...
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub. The...
Two drunks realize that they are sobering up and only have $1.25 between them. So, they buy a hot dog from a hot dog stand and...
The woman had two female parrots who knew how to say only one thing: “Hey, we are sluts. Let’s have some fun!” They kept yelling it...
I noticed one of my friends always dates single moms with sons. I asked him whether it’s a coincidence. He said it’s all because they usually...
The English teacher called Peter for a graded recitation. “Peter, recite a sentence that begins with I.” Peter thought for a moment and slowly said, “I...
One morning in a grammar class: “Basic English grammar teaches us that double negation results to a positive declaration. And while a double negation could mean...
Mr. Dwight was conducting a lecture on the proper use of punctuation marks. To ensure that his students have effectively learned a thing or two from...
There is an overweight guy who is watching TV. A commercial comes on for a guaranteed weight loss of 10 pounds in a week. So the...
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, “At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give...