A new teacher was getting to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father did for a living. The first little girl...
A new bar manager at a country inn found two of his elderly regulars waiting on the doorstep at opening time. “Good morning,” they said, ordering...
A man walked into a bar and said to the bartender: “Give me a beer before the arguments start.” The bartender poured him a beer. A...
Old natural history books document the existence of a now extinct bird called the ono. From the same family as the albatross, it was a sea...
A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, “Where have you been?” The boy says, “On top of...
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn’t return to Earth. The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how...
A man runs to the doctor and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. My wife thinks she’s a chicken!” The doctor asks, “How long has...
There was this guy named John that went to heaven. He looked around and saw millions of clocks, some were slow and some were fast. He...
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?”...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that reads: “Cow For Sale — $5,000.” He pulls in and says...