A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie appeared in a puff of smoke and said, “And what will your third...
Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they’d never seen...
A little boy fellow came in from playing in the yard, covered from head to toe in dirt, and asked his mother, “Who am I?” Thinking...
A salesman was trying to talk a farmer into buying a bicycle, but was meeting with considerable sales resistance. “Shucks, I’d sooner spend my money on...
It’s a summer holiday weekend and a man walks into a butcher shop that has a sign in the window saying “Ground Sirloin: 29 cents per...
The Mexican Maid asked for a pay rise. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked,...
Two little boys were arguing. “My father is better than your father!” “No he’s not!” “My brother is better than your brother!” “No he’s not!” “My...
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special...
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, “Here’s...
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung...