An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money… The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would...
A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as...
Sally lives in a place where six months of the year is mild summer and the temperature drops significantly the other six months. She owns a...
Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called...
A woman was in court for killing her husband. She said she wasn’t guilty and that she dearly missed him. In the closing statement, the woman’s...
An old farmer died leaving his 17 horses to his 3 sons. When his sons opened up the will it read: ‘My eldest son should get...
It was very crowded and noise in this Restaurant and this blond girl asks the waiter where the restroom was. He says, “I can’t hear you!”...
On my first day working at the gas station, I watched a senior co-worker measure the level of gasoline in the underground tanks by lowering a...
A soldier was stationed abroad and received a “Dear John” letter from his girlfriend back home. It read: “Dear Dave, I can no longer continue our...
There are two polite people having dinner together. On the table there is a dish with one big piece of fish and one small piece of...